can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
