I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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