Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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