That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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