I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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