i already hear my dad disowning me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize