I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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