I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
