What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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