everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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