? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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