One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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