Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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