We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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