Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
