Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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