worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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