Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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