I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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