I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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