My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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