God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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