There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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