How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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