I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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