Little spoons don't ask big questions
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He did a backflip because drugs
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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