i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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