it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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