When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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