i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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