My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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