I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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