Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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