Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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