you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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