Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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