He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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