the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
