: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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