Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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