I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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