I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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