He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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