I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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