it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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