Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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