It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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