Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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