I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
sex on a bike is impossible
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