Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it hurts more in the daytime
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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