I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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