In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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