so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Even my vagina gasped.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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