Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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